![]() ![]() ![]() Christian stops by to remind us that the money at stake is from PILOT FRIXION ERASABLE PENS and, also, today is runway day.īones is back in control. He sheds his leader status with all the subtlety of a dumpster fire, and soon both teams are reunited, each scrambling for sewing space in the workroom. fine, I suppose, and the camera zips back to drama re: Bones. The rest of the cool team whirls on Bones for offending Christian before the warm team comes in for their model fittings. You are banishing Christian Siriano from the workroom! Christian! Siriano! We’ve found a new filter-less champion! All hail! I know I’m probably not supposed to encourage this sort of behavior, but this is precisely what I asked for. Guys, don’t let anyone else’s outside opinions distract from what we’re doing.”Ĭhristian, audibly offended: “What are the outside opinions? Meaning mine?”īones, not even slightly apologetic: “Yes, I’m sorry.” The following passage is worth re-visiting in full.īones: “We love everything in this room.”īones: “I bet I do. ![]() Christian’s voice shoots up about three octaves: “W-We do?!” “We love everything,” one designer proclaims. The warm team lines up their models alongside one another so they can compare looks and see if the collection is-wait for it-cohesive. We’ve got a lot of issues.” Cue the beginning of Darren’s unraveling. The models waltz in for their first fittings, but Christian has mental sabotage on the brain: He gives Darren’s gold dress a knowing double-take and unleashes a zinger. The team then stages an intervention to decide why their woman is so obsessed with bows-in no small part because “Nina is going to ask that!” Cool team, honey, I’m asking it.īack in the apartments, the warm team elects Bones Jones as their leader and “spokesperson” before heading to the workroom. Kristina Kharlashkina is wearing her muslin “like a Russian queen” as Christian inquires, “Is there a story behind the bow? Why? What’s the reason?” Literally no one has an answer other than Sabrina, who says the woman she’s dressing is “going to Costco!” I, personally, am honored Christian is horrified. Sabrina Spanta wants a bow coming out of a flower. Their Mood experience is slightly less harried, but when they too sit before the dreaded sewing machines, all goes awry. It sounds nice, though! (Perhaps like something Pilot FriXion Erasable Pens would award $250,000 for!) Over on the cool team, self-proclaimed “juicy b*tch” Meg Ferguson is busy making sure plus-size women are represented in the collection, but most of the other designers are more concerned over whether bows or flowers will make the collection more, ahem, “cohesive.” Y’all, just pick one and-forgive me-make it work!įinally, after some expected panicking, the warm team gets down to business in the workroom while the cool team does their shopping. The word “cohesive” is tossed around approximately 800 times, though no one seems to agree what such a word might mean in practice. The group splits into two teams, one focused on warm hues and the other on cool, and almost immediately the conversations go off the rails. This is exactly the sort of mental torture Project Runway loves to play off as fun. And the final nail in the coffin is that one group gets to work during the days, while the other will be forced to work the graveyard shift. They’re in luck: it’s all about color! The twist? It’s a team challenge. In the first moments of the premiere, our merry band of hopefuls gather at Lincoln Center to meet the judges-host and season 4 winner Christian Siriano, fashion designer Brandon Maxwell, journalist Elaine Welteroth, and, of course, our very own editor-in-chief Nina Garcia-and learn the fate of their first challenge. ![]()
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